Midget sex pt 2 tonight
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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