i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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