Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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