That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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