I want to walk on stilts...naked
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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