She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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