You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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