We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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