My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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