how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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