Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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