Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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