how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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