awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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