what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
My pussy is not your playground.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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