I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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