Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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