Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
