Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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