I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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