Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
