i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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