question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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