Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
i just had sex bonerless
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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