Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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