whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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