Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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