alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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