I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I love having hate sex.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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