Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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