you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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