sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I see more hoeing in ur future
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