whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
