There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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