You work out of a Hotel?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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