so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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