Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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