Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
