butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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