I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Text me some of your sweat
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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