I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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