i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
So here I am, sexting at work.
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