You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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