Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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