Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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