Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I fill condoms, not promises.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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