im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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