I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think your dad took our porno
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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