Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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