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The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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