I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we're making bets on your personal life
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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