idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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