Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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